There is a small chance that this mighty organ will need to go into voluntary exile in Buckinghamshire, specifically Beaconsfield, for a year or two.
Were that the case, I’d at least be sure that my adrenalin levels would be kept high. The current news headlines on the site (which have been there since February, so there’s a fair chance they’ll still be there when you come to read this) are:
DOG FOUND IN GERRARDS CROSS – FEBRUARY 13TH
DOG LOST IN OLD TOWN – FEBRUARY 12TH
You can just see the development of the story right there, can’t you?