Alternative titles for mayors proposed by Michael Gove: Tell me you have a teenage crush on the US without telling me … etc.
Surprised « sheriff » and « Boss Hogg » didn’t make the list.
I would rather have a « President of the Collective Assembly of the Common Communities Commission » than « Governor of Norfolk ». Particularly a governor of Norfolk that doesn’t govern Norfolk.
Originally posted as a thread of 3 tweets on Twitter on 11 May 2022. View the original thread.