What the…

*calls in air strike*

I’m not drawing any conclusions about the demographics of garden centres but the next shelf is jigsaws and the greetings cards are Matt cartoon ones.
There are six shelves of jigsaws. I’d bet Hamleys doesn’t have six shelves of jigsaws.

I haven’t been in a garden centre in 30 years (after being dragged round them by my parents for years). Doesn’t seem much different.
Actually maybe a bit different.

No Zs though.

Originally posted as a thread of 7 tweets on Twitter on 2 April 2018. View the original thread.