“We want to leave the customs union and single market but not put in place unnecessary barriers to our trade with the European Union.” David Gaucke in a perfect one-tweet summary of the UK’s bizarre policy.
“We are going to burn down all the hospitals and ensure quick access to the latest surgical treatments.”
“I’m going to encase my legs in this concrete and aim to break my personal best in the London marathon.”
Fundamentally incompatible goals are GREAT Britain
Originally posted as a thread of 4 tweets on Twitter on 22 April 2018. View the original thread.