Did you notice how there were no anti-Europe Day protests in the U.K. today? #Brexit is the most drear, joyless, bitter independence the world has ever seen. The wet November Tuesday of nations.
Looking forward to the proud revolutionary artwork Brexit will give rise to. The Statue of Peevishness. Farage Crossing the Shopping Centre Water Feature. Liberty tweeting angrily at the People from her spare room.
Fortunately the U.K. already has a dreadful dirge-like national anthem that dwells on the past while saying nothing about the country as it is today, so that’s a big timesaver.
Originally posted as a thread of 3 tweets on Twitter on 9 May 2018. View the original thread.