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  • Links from the week of 23 April 2018

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.

  • “We want to leave the customs union and single market but not put in place unnecessary…

    “We want to leave the customs union and single market but not put in place unnecessary barriers to our trade with the European Union.” David Gaucke in a perfect one-tweet summary of the UK’s bizarre policy.

    “We are going to burn down all the hospitals and ensure quick access to the latest surgical treatments.”

    “I’m going to encase my legs in this concrete and aim to break my personal best in the London marathon.”

    Fundamentally incompatible goals are GREAT Britain

  • Links from the week of 9 April 2018

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.

  • Get past the Sun’s hysterical spin and this is just sloppy-minded rambling, like Trump…

    Get past the Sun’s hysterical spin and this is just sloppy-minded rambling, like Trump with grammar. twitter.com/simonjhix/stat…

    And note the Sun’s desperation. “90% done” they say, but what Davis says is he could write down a summary of 80-90% of where he thinks it will end up.

    Video on Twitter

    And – though the article is unclear – he appears to set the end of the year as the deadline for the withdrawal agreement. Well, sorta. June, really, if you want anything useful negotiated on the next stage.

    Oh, and saying that he was taken by surprise by how hard Northern Ireland was is *the* perfect summary of his and his colleagues’ wilful ignorance on the topic. They were told. They have no right to be surprised.

  • What the

    What the…

    *calls in air strike*

    I’m not drawing any conclusions about the demographics of garden centres but the next shelf is jigsaws and the greetings cards are Matt cartoon ones.

    There are six shelves of jigsaws. I’d bet Hamleys doesn’t have six shelves of jigsaws.

    I haven’t been in a garden centre in 30 years (after being dragged round them by my parents for years). Doesn’t seem much different.

    Actually maybe a bit different.

    No Zs though.

  • Links from the week of 26 March 2018

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.

  • Links from the week of 12 March 2018

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.

  • Links from the week of 5 March 2018

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.

  • UK rendezvous with reality has a clear path: customs union has Parl majority > single…

    UK rendezvous with reality has a clear path: customs union has Parl majority > single market with special treatment on immigration > EU says

    GTFOH on your special treatment > Norway plus has Parl majority > Norway plus vs Remain choice is discussed > (possibly 10 years out) >

    Britain stays in/rejoins EU.

    It’s a narrow road along a crumbling cliff, though, and we appear to be driving a clown car.

  • The “managed divergence” plane is obviously going to explode in the hangar let alone on…

    The “managed divergence” plane is obviously going to explode in the hangar let alone on the runway, but I think this gives the EU side a problem more than the British. /1

    The U.K. are where they always were – unable to choose between Canada (no formal alignment on rules, free movement or courts, but lots of trade barriers and a hard border in Ireland) and Norway (stay entirely in the single market).

    UK’s new position is what it always was “we want trade on our terms and none of the rules or immigrants”. This is called cherry-picking because it sounds nice and bucolic rather than “arrogant entitled tosspottery” which is what it is.

    There is zero chance this will be accepted because it’s already been rejected – explicitly by the EU negotiating team’s PowerPoints the other day and more cautiously (“if reports are accurate”) by Tusk last night.

    But that doesn’t make the U.K. strategic position worse (it’s already dreadful), though it hurts May’s personal position. The EU however has to come up with negotiating guidelines which Tusk has says will be created whether U.K. have expressed a view or not.

    Given the U.K. will not have expressed a view (that is workable), the EU side will need to prepare guidelines without a U.K. position. If it weren’t for Ireland’s (rightful) special status, it would be easy. Start from the Canada model and negotiate up.

    That’s in line with the U.K. red lines, it starts from the bottom of Barnier’s “steps of doom” chart, and if calmer voices take hold in the U.K., they can move up. However – the Withdrawal Agreement will say that Ireland will

    (in summary) stay in the single market unless the U.K. does a Norway-type deal or discovers unicorns that can keep cross border trade totally free with no checks or infrastructure. The PM has said there’ll be no hard border in the Irish Sea

    (between Belfast and Stranraer in other words). So that means the whole of the U.K. is held in a single market type relationship, if there’s no unicorns or no special deal. So should the EU side prepare on that basis – that the final position will be Norway

    because Irish border is insoluble otherwise (see @fotoole in the IT today)? It’s basically trying to answer the U.K.s dilemma for it, which the EU side sensibly don’t want to do because they’ll be blamed for the inevitable bad consequences of Brexit.

    They can’t “make [May] an offer” or they will own the offer and it’s consequences. They can’t draft negotiating guidelines that cover both Norway and Canada because they’re incompatible. Nothing is insoluble and fudge is delicious but

    it’s a tricky task for @WeyandSabine and @StefaanDeRynck. Perhaps the simplest solution is for the U.K. gov to collapse over the legal text on Northern Ireland to be published in a couple of weeks. /end.