Tag: europe

  • Did you notice how there were no anti-Europe Day protests in the U.K.

    Did you notice how there were no anti-Europe Day protests in the U.K. today? #Brexit is the most drear, joyless, bitter independence the world has ever seen. The wet November Tuesday of nations.

    Looking forward to the proud revolutionary artwork Brexit will give rise to. The Statue of Peevishness. Farage Crossing the Shopping Centre Water Feature. Liberty tweeting angrily at the People from her spare room.

    Fortunately the U.K. already has a dreadful dirge-like national anthem that dwells on the past while saying nothing about the country as it is today, so that’s a big timesaver.

  • “We want to leave the customs union and single market but not put in place unnecessary…

    “We want to leave the customs union and single market but not put in place unnecessary barriers to our trade with the European Union.” David Gaucke in a perfect one-tweet summary of the UK’s bizarre policy.

    “We are going to burn down all the hospitals and ensure quick access to the latest surgical treatments.”

    “I’m going to encase my legs in this concrete and aim to break my personal best in the London marathon.”

    Fundamentally incompatible goals are GREAT Britain

  • Links from the week of 9 April 2018

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.

  • UK rendezvous with reality has a clear path: customs union has Parl majority > single…

    UK rendezvous with reality has a clear path: customs union has Parl majority > single market with special treatment on immigration > EU says

    GTFOH on your special treatment > Norway plus has Parl majority > Norway plus vs Remain choice is discussed > (possibly 10 years out) >

    Britain stays in/rejoins EU.

    It’s a narrow road along a crumbling cliff, though, and we appear to be driving a clown car.

  • The “managed divergence” plane is obviously going to explode in the hangar let alone on…

    The “managed divergence” plane is obviously going to explode in the hangar let alone on the runway, but I think this gives the EU side a problem more than the British. /1

    The U.K. are where they always were – unable to choose between Canada (no formal alignment on rules, free movement or courts, but lots of trade barriers and a hard border in Ireland) and Norway (stay entirely in the single market).

    UK’s new position is what it always was “we want trade on our terms and none of the rules or immigrants”. This is called cherry-picking because it sounds nice and bucolic rather than “arrogant entitled tosspottery” which is what it is.

    There is zero chance this will be accepted because it’s already been rejected – explicitly by the EU negotiating team’s PowerPoints the other day and more cautiously (“if reports are accurate”) by Tusk last night.

    But that doesn’t make the U.K. strategic position worse (it’s already dreadful), though it hurts May’s personal position. The EU however has to come up with negotiating guidelines which Tusk has says will be created whether U.K. have expressed a view or not.

    Given the U.K. will not have expressed a view (that is workable), the EU side will need to prepare guidelines without a U.K. position. If it weren’t for Ireland’s (rightful) special status, it would be easy. Start from the Canada model and negotiate up.

    That’s in line with the U.K. red lines, it starts from the bottom of Barnier’s “steps of doom” chart, and if calmer voices take hold in the U.K., they can move up. However – the Withdrawal Agreement will say that Ireland will

    (in summary) stay in the single market unless the U.K. does a Norway-type deal or discovers unicorns that can keep cross border trade totally free with no checks or infrastructure. The PM has said there’ll be no hard border in the Irish Sea

    (between Belfast and Stranraer in other words). So that means the whole of the U.K. is held in a single market type relationship, if there’s no unicorns or no special deal. So should the EU side prepare on that basis – that the final position will be Norway

    because Irish border is insoluble otherwise (see @fotoole in the IT today)? It’s basically trying to answer the U.K.s dilemma for it, which the EU side sensibly don’t want to do because they’ll be blamed for the inevitable bad consequences of Brexit.

    They can’t “make [May] an offer” or they will own the offer and it’s consequences. They can’t draft negotiating guidelines that cover both Norway and Canada because they’re incompatible. Nothing is insoluble and fudge is delicious but

    it’s a tricky task for @WeyandSabine and @StefaanDeRynck. Perhaps the simplest solution is for the U.K. gov to collapse over the legal text on Northern Ireland to be published in a couple of weeks. /end.

  • Our (@demsoc’s) Commission Paritaire sets the bulk of our terms of employment and minimum…

    Our (@demsoc’s) Commission Paritaire sets the bulk of our terms of employment and minimum wages based on roles. There are six échelons and

    @demsoc each job fits into one of them, which gives you the minimum wage. It sounds like red tape galore, but (like red tape in reality) it also is

    @demsoc pretty helpful for us as new arrivals, because it tells us exactly what the market (of potential staff) will expect of us.

    @demsoc Like a lot of Belgian things, it seems bureaucratic and slightly chaotic, but when you get into it, it’s not a bad way of doing things.

    @demsoc (I’m in a good mood with the bureaucracy because @VilleBruxelles took exactly 3 minutes to deliver my new Belgian driving licence today).

  • Links from the week of 15 January 2018

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.

  • This probably won’t happen, but even if it did, it would be hard to think of a big…

    This probably won’t happen, but even if it did, it would be hard to think of a big international issue where U.K. wouldn’t have stronger position to act from within EU. twitter.com/danielkorski/s…

    You can imagine some small issues where UK could strike an interesting and different position but again what is the counterfactual? UK has left a big alliance of friendly similar countries. Hard to argue that the country is not diminished.

    It is the equivalent of “trade with China”. Yes, but we already could, and others in the EU already do. Brexit is not a solution to anything other than a moral panic on immigration and the sovereignty fetishism of some MPs. And possibly not even that.

  • Because it *is* the Brexit decision itself.

    Because it *is* the Brexit decision itself. One side want the symbol of a world they feel they’ve lost; the other side want the freedom to live and work across Europe. twitter.com/tnewtondunn/st…

    And it’s a bit rich for the pol ed of the newspaper that is *leading with the story* to be snarky about how much people care about it.

    People care about symbols more easily than they care about statistics is something the Brexit result showed pretty clearly.

  • Links from the week of 20 November 2017

    Articles, reports and other links I shared on Twitter this week.