Ever onward

There are some extraordinary IT Anthems at ZDNet (link from MeFi). Most are just parodies of current songs, but there are a few specially-composed songs, most notably the venerable Ever Onward IBM.

They are all utterly cringe-worthy, but to be honest, not any more so than the school and college songs I had to groan along to. Sadly neither the Carmen Berkhamstediense nor the Carmen Petrinum are available on the web, but take it from me they have more weak puns than a kid’s joke book, and a fair ton of synthetic enthusiasm. Plus, they’re in Latin!

Hotel Babylon

Hotel Babylon is an entertaining book – it takes you through a fictional day in a fictional hotel, but is a vehicle for real stories and anecdotes about life working in a luxury London hotel. It feels like a snack rather than a full meal – the type is large, and the margins wide – but it’s written in a punchy, cynical style that keeps the pace going. In its darkness, it reminded me slightly of the Mike Leigh film Croupier. Not as disgusting as Kitchen Confidential, and unlikely to be as controversial, but a good read.

Exciting Beaconsfield

There is a small chance that this mighty organ will need to go into voluntary exile in Buckinghamshire, specifically Beaconsfield, for a year or two.

Were that the case, I’d at least be sure that my adrenalin levels would be kept high. The current news headlines on the site (which have been there since February, so there’s a fair chance they’ll still be there when you come to read this) are:

DOG FOUND IN GERRARDS CROSS – FEBRUARY 13TH
DOG LOST IN OLD TOWN – FEBRUARY 12TH

You can just see the development of the story right there, can’t you?