Wow, the French seem to have become, almost overnight, the new chippy paranoiacs of Europe, leaving Britain absolutely nowhere. What with that and a serious outbreak of the French disease, you’ve got to hope that the presidential elections next year bring some sort of reforming leader into the frame.
Slip-sliding away
Reporting that Windows Vista (the new version) has slipped again, Andrew Orlowski at the Register comes up with this gem of an image:
Bill Gates liked to compare Longhorn to the Apollo space program, but it’s become less of a Moonshot and more of a Moonwalk as successive targets have tip-toed backwards
Chaucer’s blogge
Geoffrey Chaucer has a blog. It’s a great rede. Also via Metafilter, who are on form this evening.
I’m sorry, I’m afraid you’re completely wrong
Occasions when the Bible is wrong, set out in complete detail at Biblical Errancy. Via Metafilter.
The curse of relevance
In the cultural or academic worlds, ‘relevance’ is surely the most horrendous concept ever invented. Whether it’s people wondering “what’s the point” of studying Anglo-Saxon, or directors sticking cack-handed references to Iraq war into Monteverdi, it’s based on the fundamental principle that there are no eternal verities, and nothing can be interesting or engaging unless it’s about ME ME ME and NOW NOW NOW. Well, bollocks to that.
There are eternal truths in old art and knowledge, as much as there are in modern life, that’s why we still study them. Maybe it involves a bit of thought to get at, and maybe it’s boring for some, but getting at those philosophical truths is how we work out our picture of the world. The end of the cult of relevance is a collection of individual pods, with dribbling morons being read Macbeth but with all the characters speaking modern English, named after the listener and her friends, and with the action taking place in her house.
The cause of this rant is not so much the new production of the hip-hop Così fan Tutte at Glyndebourne, reported here, but the BBC’s reporting of how boring Così is, and how down wit da kidz this new production is. One singer says:
I’ve been in traditional productions of this where the audience frankly was bored stiff. Sometimes I was too. It can be a hard show to enjoy. So why not keep what works and build around it?”
Why not? Boring old Mozart. Keep bits of the music, maybe a couple of the characters, and let’s build something NEW and RELEVANT and BETTER on that tired old classic. C’est magnifique, mais ce n’est pas Mozart.
Civic Minded blog
Stephen Coleman, Steven Clift and a couple of people I don’t know have launched a new group blog on Corante called Civic Minded. It’s about politics and participation in the age of the Internet. (RSS feed not working at present)
Two easy pieces
A repost of an old link from Many to Many, called:
b3ta.com users suggest what Roman websites might have been like. Barely clothed political ambition in former Labour candidate Rehman Chishti, who has defected from Labour to the Tories because he couldn’t find a winnable seat. Sorry, because the Labour party has become more authoritarian and illiberal in the last ten months. Hint to aspirant Labour MPs: all winnable Labour seats already have sitting MPs in them. Who knew? Some people think the earth doesn’t go round the Sun. More links at MeFi.
Roman internet
Seat envy
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